Guys do you know what loo paper is for?

Question

I am sick and tired of scrubbing poo stripes out of my boys and husbands calvins. Do any men actually use toilet paper?

Answer 1

Guys use toilet paper.  Mostly to TP cheerleaders houses!  (for the non-usa residents, this is where they take toilet paper and fling it about the trees and shrubs of a cheerleaders house before an american football game)

But seriously:

Put some of the baby wipes they now make for adults on the back of the toilet tank.  They seem to need the extra "power" clean.  And maybe they will try it and like it.

Also, make sure they are getting enough fiber in their diets.  The firmer the poo, the less in the calvins...

And I agree with the theory that if they leave it in their calvins, they can wash them.

Answer 2

arn't they there to give dolly knockers something to do instead of sitting on the internet asking silly questions! lol

Answer 3

Peg them out on the front fence.  That'll cure them.

Slightly nicer, have a bucket with nappy cleaner in the laundry and tell the stinky little buggers to put their own filthy undies in it to soak.

At least then you don't have to deal with the filth.

Answer 4

potty train em then !!  ha ha lol...!!

Answer 5

Then stop scrubbing it. Leave it. They'l soon learn what it is!

Answer 6

haha honey make them do it themselves!

That ain't your job.

They'll soon learn.

Or get those wipes that go next to the toilet maybe then itll make there bums a bit cleaner

Answer 7

Isn't it for writing out questions on.

Answer 8

lol xx

Answer 9

I really wish you hadn't shared that! haha! I think it's pretty evident from your situation that men actually don't use toilet paper! at;east, not properly!

Answer 10

Um, my husband doesn't seem to have that problem.  I'm thinking they are just too lazy to use it properly!  I would not be washing their underwear anymore if I were you.  I would have a special basket off to the side, and I would be training them in how to do it themselves!

Answer 11

just tell em three sheet rule

1 up

1 down

1 to shine

Answer 12

dont scrub them and hang them on the line when there friends come round, invite them all to sit in the garden lol.