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Question

I'm about to go to a swim suit competion, we wear speedos.

My "bag of cash" has been sagging for a while, it sticks to my legs, bothers me. How can I fix this problem? No, I'm not a g*y, I'm a body builder, and I'm required to wear speedos. Believe me, not my choice.

Answer 1

Body builders don't wear "speedos." Men's posing suits are *much* smaller than what a swimmer would wear. Sagging is impossible in those tiny things.

Your question makes no sense to me. You're a body builder that doesn't want to show off your body? If so, switch to another sport.

Answer 2

When wearing a speedo your "bag of cash" won't have an opportunity to hang that low as the speedo will pull it up and hold it close to your body.

If you are used to wearing boxers, then the sagging would be bothersome but that shouldn't happen as you wear your speedos/briefs.  I would suggest wearing the speedo a few days before your competition to get used to the feel.  You don't want that to be a distraction for you.  Since you mention you are not thrilled with having to wear the brief, wear it under your clothes to start.

As a body builder, the ladies will enjoy seeing you in your speedo - you have nothing to be ashamed of.

Answer 3

Get some ointment or lube for it.