HEEELP if you dont believe in magic then dont click?

Question

is there a spell that you know works then please i would love to know and

all the side effects and

what i will look like and

will my ear problems go away

Answer 1

Alright, first you will have to get the hair of a beautiful woman, (the mermaid) and then the scale of a barracuda. then place them into a pot of salt water. bring that to a boil. then take the pot outside and place it inside of a circle of geodes on a full moon night. then chant, "icka wicka licka tee" chant that 10 times and then store the pot away untill the next full moon then pour it allover yourself. you will be a mermaid!( or at least smell like a stinky fish!!)

Answer 2

Here's one I know. My nanna taught me ^.^

You need: Salt, papya or some exotic fruit,  four black candles (but this depends on the number of corners in your bathtub) and raw clams and one large shell that can hold items and a large cloth that you can wrap yourself in that you have sewn things that remind you of the ocean that you found on the shore of water on.

Whatcha do: First, Bake the clams in salt water. Then place the clams in the large shell and place them on the side of the bathtub so you can reach them. Then, place the papya or other exotic fruit in the hot salt water you boiled the clams in. Hide the fruit somewhere you walk past every day. THEN. Go to the bath, fill it half-way full with water. Take the salt and hold your legs up and scrub your legs with the salt. after doing so, eat the clams, injesting the fruits of the ocean. AFTER THIS light the black candles and chant as you soak in the water:

"dearest sea, my one true home,

give me gills and change my bones

Dearest sea, my one true lover

give my legs scales that cover

Merperson I shall be,

In the sea that calls to me."

After soaking in the water for ten minutes (at least) continuously reciting the verse, step out and wrap yourself in the cloth like you would a bath towel then get the papya and hide it in a place you WALK BY every day. As the papya rots, your legs will be getting ready to become a tail. when the papya becomes mushy you may step into the water source and dive in. You will be a mermaid for at least two hours... but the time really depends on how long you let the papya or exotic fruit rot. The longer it rots and the longer you stay away from a water- source like the ocean or a lake the longer you will be a mermaid in the water.

Answer 3

spells dont work! u have to b born with magic

Answer 4

...there's no spell that can do that.

Try injecting fish DNA into yourself. <.<

Answer 5

How old are you?

Seriously, Im not saying that because of the magic thing, but more because you want to be a MERMAID?

Answer 6

Um do some research...stop watching these stupid shows and taking them as truth... if you have a look at all the paintings and greek legends of the sea maidens (mermaids) they all have normal legs like a human!!!

so the whole point of getting a fish tail would make you less like a mermaid!!!

dont just take my word..research it!

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Mariah: were your Nanna or her mum a mermaid at any stage? that is some hardcore secret knowledge!

she could be a sea maiden transformed into a human... question her...

if she is really beautiful than i would say she really is!!!

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Answer 7

What exactly is your question?

Yes, as a practicing witch who has done many spells I know many that will work.no I am not going to give them to you.I don't know you, spells are personal and you clearly have no actual knowledge of real magic

I'm not a psychic, most witches I know aren't psychic.I don't know what you will look like or what ear problems you have.If you told them i could maybe give you advice.

As for the mermaid thing, simply put, a spell cannot change your physical body that much.Surgery, can't change your physical body that much.All I can say is that you swim a lot and live near the beach.

Also, just because someone doesn't believe in magic, doesn't mean you can restrict them from answering this question.They have every much a right to as people who do.

Didn't  you just ask about becoming a cat?