h**l IN DA CELL: JESUS VS UNDERTAKER VS SATAN? WHO WOULD WIn?

Question

1. Who would win and how?

2. Come up with a name for Jesus and Satan finishing move?

A since of humor would help some users day!

Answer 1

this is the most dumbest question i've ever read... but its a no contest u already who will win...

Answer 2

Everyone here is as SERIOUS as Lance Storm. *Sighs*

Have some fun.

1) Jesus with the Angel's wings on Satan.

2) Jesus: Angel's Wings, Satan: Straight To h**l (I know, Unoriginal)

Answer 3

1. Jesus, satan would just run away and taker would be too much in awe to do anything

2. Jesus- Holychinmusic lol, Satan- h**l fire  

Answer 4

you asked this already.

1.Jesus with a Christ Driver to Satan while taker is knocked out.

2. Jesus-Christ Driver(Texas PileDriver)

Satan-Twisted h**l(Twist Of Fate)

EDIT:lol ok i wasnt sure if like the other one got deleted or something. lol

Answer 5

Taker would win. He would win by Chokeslamming Jesus, bringing him way up in the air, and a Last Ride for Satan down, to u know where.

Jesus finishing move would be called the savior, and Satan's would be called h**l Ride.

Answer 6

No Contest- Jesus delivers an inspirational Bible passage, and they all agree to end the match

Satan- Hellfire

Jesus- The Scripture

Answer 7

i would

Answer 8

thats not funny  

Answer 9

Thats not funny.

Answer 10

Ohh please....this is the second time your asking the question!!

this is the key to the answer : http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...

Answer 11

dang i'm not even gonna answer this question, King LJJC owned this.

Answer 12

How dare you? That's not even funny  

Answer 13

Jesus would win right after undertaker gave satan the tombston piledriver jesus would give undertaker the holy sacrifice and get the pin

Answer 14

Jesus,Holy Cruxification on Undertaker then,Holy Bible on Satan,covers on Satan.

Jesus-Holy Cruxification and Holy Bible

Satan-HELLBOUND,Apple(read the Bible)

Answer 15

not very funny  

Answer 16

what are you 5 yar old?

Answer 17

taker wins after chokeslamming satan through the cell. last rides jesus of the cell. then tombstones satan for the win.

jesus finisher is the holy bomb ( craddle shock)

satan's is the hellevator ( delayed suplax into a slam)

Answer 18

Jesus would use his finisher, The Light From Above and he makes a bright light come from the sky and shine on to Undertakers eyes Jesus then runs up and gives Undertaker a DDT, Satan runs at Jesus with a Chair and hits him in the head he goes for the pin and gets only a 2 count. Then Undertaker sits up, goes towards Satan who trips the Undertaker, Satan then does his finisher Unleash h**l when the lights turn red and the ring catches on fire, He slams Undertaker on the flaming ropes choking him, Jesus gets up running at Satan to also be slammed on the ropes, Satan is choking Jesus when out of no where Kane runs into the cell and grabs Satan the lights and flames go off and they disappear, the lights come back on and they are on top of the cell Kane Choke slams Satan threw the top and Satan lands on top of Jesus 1....2....and then Undertaker breaks the pin, Undertaker gives him a last ride, and goes for the pin 1.....2.... and Jesus breaks the pin then Undertaker and Jesus are fighting Undertaker then grabs Jesus and says sorry i have to do this and gives him a Tombstone winning the match!