HELP, I HAVE A AGGRIVATING URGE TO SAY....?

Question

I CONSTANTLY HAVE AN OVERWHELMING DESIRE TO SAY THE CHILDISH PHRASE "YOU EAT p**p" OR JUST ANY PHRASE INVOLVING THE WORD p**p. IF I DON'T SAY THIS WORD AT LEAST FIVE TIMES A DAY I START PANICKING, AND I FEEL LIKE I WON'T BE ABLE TO BREATH UNLESS I GO SOAK MYSELF IN ICE WATER, WHICH I'M NOT FOND OF DOING. WHAT SHOULD I DON'T WANT TO LOOK LIKE A r****d BY SAYING p**p ALL THE TIME, SINCE I'M STARTING HIGH SCHOOL. AND I ACTUALLY WANT TO HAVE SOME LOVERS. PLEASE HELP BEFORE HEAVEN SEEPS BACK OUT OF MY WINDOW SILL.

Answer 1

There's nothing wrong with wanting to say "You Eat p**p" five times a day, especially if you are just wanting to make small-talk with people who happen to enjoy eating fecal matter.    

However, I think you are too young to have lovers.  No lovers for you.    

Answer 2

Say 'p**p' five times when you wake up then its over and done with. or go somewhere where people dont hear you, or whisper it?

Answer 3

Easy.

Say nothing but "p**p" until you are sick of the word. Teacher asks you a question? Answer: "p**p!" Girl asks you how she looks? Answer: "p**p!" Parents ask you what you want for Christmas? "p**p!" Someone tells you they'll beat the c**p out of you if you say p**p one more time? "p**p!"

You won't want to say it for long.

And the guy who said it's a physiological disorder doesn't know what physiological means.

Answer 4

Oh my gosh....

You have got to be joking me...

Answer 5

whhhat? you want LOVERS? you are just now going into high school. who is your role model???!!!

see a therapist!

Answer 6

Shut up and go eat some p**p !

Answer 7

sounds like you have O.C.D... try this when u wake up write down p**p on a piece of paper five times.. read it aloud to yourself then scrunch it up and throw it in the bin. I'm not sure if it will work but there is no harm in trying.

p.s  i really like your last line - please help before heaven seeps back out of my window sill.

can i use that line in one of my songs.. it would make a very good lyric.

all the best with ur problem, there is nothing wrong with the word p**p.. its kinda funny if u ask me.   ;)

Answer 8

are u for real.

Answer 9

This sounds like a serious physiological disorder get help ASAP