HELP! I ate my brother's guinea pig!! What do I do???

Question

Okay, last night I had this great craving and I was pissed at my brother so I ate his guinea pig, Roxanne. I was on some drugs so I don't remember that much but I do know I cooked it on the grill outside and ate most of it!

NOW I FEEL BAD! I don't know how to break the awful news to him! I'm thinking of just saying it died but he'll want to see the body! There's some bones left and the charred head but still he'll know I ate it!!

Serious answers please, I'm in a serious dilema...

Answer 1

You need to go see a shrink.  Tell the truth and buy a new one for him.

Answer 2

go to a pet store and find on that looks exactly like your brothers

Answer 3

YOU ATE A GUINEA PIG!!!!! You should say you where on drugs and get him a new guinea pig and do things he wants too do.

Answer 4

Blame it on the dog....

Was it good? xD

Answer 5

You are a sick person! You should just commit suicide so no one will have to face you again!

Answer 6

This is a public service announcement of why you shouldn't use drugs.

Answer 7

whos gonna beleive u *****?

Answer 8

That's a pretty awful thing to do to your brother.  Fess up and tell him what you did, it's the least you deserve for killing a poor animal.

Of course assuming you're not a troll, which is hopefully the case.

Answer 9

Yeah right, you ate a  guinia pig. Who the heck is going to believe that? I totally agree with veggie chick, (I'm vegetarian too!) ( I agree with Katrina P. also) There's nothing left to say after you read those two answers.

Answer 10

Hi Lu H

I think you need some help hunny!, no matter if this is true or not true ! Please go and see a doctor.

Answer 11

wow that's serious!!

well you should tell him and ask him to forgive you and say you will get him a knew plus he can pick it out!!

  

go to this web site and you can see the guinea pigs up for adoption in your home town http://www.petfinder.com/

hope this helps you and don't fill bad it was a mistake

Answer 12

I don't believe you did that.

Don't be immature.

You probably just want to see what people will say but it's not funny. I'm a vegetarian and i find this a very offensive joke. Don't ask stupid questions to get noticed and to be funny because it's not.

If you really did do this then you are even more immature and stupid. For one thing you shouldn't being doing drugs and on drugs are not it was still you who did it and came from somewhere inside of you so it's your own sick minded fault.

I'm not trying to be mean but that's just.....retarded!

Answer 13

lmao. that is too funny.

why don't you just throw the bones away, unless he's already seen the bones.

if he has then tell him you were grilling food and you had him out and he fell into the grill.

OR. if he's not yound enough to believe anything then tell him that he died and that you already buried him.

he'll probably be mad that you "buried him" without him to be there but oh well. (:

Answer 14

Lets me ask you this, are you still on drugs....

Answer 15

lmao.

Answer 16

congrads, for telling people you are on drugs even though its illegal -___-

Answer 17

ok first of all thats really gross 2nd tell him the truth 3 what ever your on stop 4th tell your parents first 5th tell him youll get him a new pet 6th say that your really sorry but be honest the whole time he will be very mad at you but dont lie it will only be worst...........................   :\ GROSS

Answer 18

Go to the pet store and buy another one....btw it might be time to try colouring the fur with food colouring, LOL!

Answer 19

buy him a stuffed one and tell him its the dead body.  Considering in the world yopu live in he'll believe you.

Answer 20

Liar, liar, pants on fire. That must have been LSD you were on and you still haven't come down. COME ON! Nobody has a craving for guinea pig. Besides, you would have had to skin it, de-bone it, take the guts out, etc.

If true, yeah right, you need some help to get off the drugs pronto.

Answer 21

You can't be serious.  I don't know what country you are from but here in the United States we don't do that.  How much drugs were you on? This is so disgusting.  You are making me sick.  I hope you are kidding.  If you aren't then I have no sympathy for you.  You must have been really pissed off at your brother to eat his guinea pig.

Answer 22

First of all , that is scary and discusting and second is telling him the truth and buy him a new one or you could tell him he got out of his cage and ran away. Sorry I'm just joking about the last part.And it's really weird that you would eat a guinea pig.o_O

Answer 23

How cruel!!! Now Im going to have nightmares. That is inhuman. Tell him the truth.  Thats abusive and sooo mean! NO EXCUSES!

:-(

Answer 24

get a dog

blame it on the dog

cry

keep crying

still crying

say u'll buy a new one

buy a cow and say they had no geni pigs