HELP! I need A GOOD LIE NOW!?

Question

I threw a cigarette in my friends trash can, and it burnt it, I'm not supposed to smoke, OR BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN. There is a melt hole on the side of the trash can, HOW DO I EXPLAIN THIS?! GIVE ME A GOOD LIE! NOW!

Answer 1

You should of thought of that before you threw it in the trash can, the only thing you can do is apologize.

Answer 2

"don't look at me, i didn't do it"

Answer 3

It wasn't me!

Answer 4

Tell your friend that you were attempting to destroy your health and in the process burned his trash can. When he thinks of you dying in agony with lung cancer, he'll think minor damage to a trash can is no big deal.

I would guess your friend would have a hard time thinking a cigarette hole was done by anything other than a cigarette. Don't insult his intelligence. Fess up.

Answer 5

wow that sucks....ummm how about I didnt do it!!!!!!!!!:pi like that 1....or say that you were trying to make some food and it got on fire and tha house just started to burn...you tried everything you could to stop it but you had to save yourself.....lmao

if it was outside then say u were walking and some1 threw a cig out da window and lit up tha trashcan again u tried everything to put it out...lol

Answer 6

No way! You did the deed, now suffer the consequences. If you do need a lie, here's one. I made a (some type of burnable food) and it lit on fire and I accidentally dropped it.  

Answer 7

dig out the butt & claim a grease accident.

Answer 8

Did you actually burn his house down?

Answer 9

But them a new trash can saying it is a present and throw out the other one saying you threw the old one out already so they didn't have to do that you took care of it for them. or a guy stole it and you bought a new one for them

Answer 10

what the heck

tell the truth



LIE:

say some hobo was walking by and did throw a cigarette in it

or say you have no idea

stay clam and dont say anything at all

my ideas are lame but o well