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HELP!!...I need some creative uses for a kayak paddle?

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HELP!!...I need some creative uses for a kayak paddle?

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  1. Come on over here and bend over.....LOL

    You think it has that little curve in it

    just to move the water?


  2. hgfc

  3. use it for cooking

  4. hit stuff with it

  5. Play some tropical music and have a LIMBO party!

  6. Shove more clothes into the washing machine after they are wet.  That is what I see the ladies at the laundromat do with those broken off toilet plunger sticks.  I think a kayak paddle would be more sanitary.

  7. It would make a good fire, spanker, center pole for your kayak to hang a sail on, a pizza peel, p**p picker upper, cribbage board, a moose whacker (better have running shoes on), a hard to use snow shovel, a pry bar for you garage door, tie a rag on it to dust down spider webs,  with the right kind of ball you could make up a new ball game, use to poke your significant other in the butt, jam the handle in kids spokes as they ride by to get them off your sidwalk, a remoter button pusher, a prop for the garage door when you have to paint it, poke people with it to see if they are dead after they touch a HOT  wilre,  a push stick for roller blading or skate boarding, an aid in leaping ditches and tall buildings, a squirrel smaker, rock knocker, as a crutch or a cane, drill a small hole in the handle end and insert a refill and use it for a non stealable pen, key fob, attach it with a chain to your wallet to keep people from stealing your wallet, a short foul ball post for base ball, a weed digger, a potato digger, a smart *** smacker,  leaning post, fence post, fire wood, a seat between two stumps, cut it up for tooth picks, pencils, lollipop sticks, fudgecycle sticks, or popcycle sticks, a measuring stick, shark smacker, a cane, a crutch,  a bridge across a very narrow stream,  polish it and use it for a  mirror, sign board to tell other drivers to get the f**k off the phone, a sign post, a dog defense mechanism, a computer whacker, a dull axe, an inefficient shovel, a water scoop, a salad tosser, a pumpkin tosser,  a narrow sun shade, a fence board, put a rope through the handle and twirl it overhead as a noise maker,  nail a mitt to it and use it to catch balls at the ball park, mount a camera on it to get a different (high) perspective, tomato stake, meat tenderizer, bread remover (from the oven), bread server...gosh there are probably a lot more things to use it for but I should move on to the next question.

  8. besides kayaking....or solo canoeing

    You can put it on the wall as a decoration

  9. hang it outside your car window and drive by people walking on the street and it will spank them lol jk

  10. a scarecrow?

    a weapon.

    a fan?

    a shovel

    a child discipliner.

    the Boom stick!

  11. Well if you don't need it, SELL IT! lol.

    or like the other girl said, use it at decoration in a room it would fit; Like maybe if you have a garage that you use to hang out in, or maybe a basement that you use as a family room.

    Or you could always go kayaking... they work very well in those situations...

  12. They're great for spanking the birthday person

    Stirring cream into butter

    Marking the grave of your kayak

    Use as a book mark if Cocktail table Books

    Using as a tennis racket or bat

    Carrying a loaf of hot bread

    Stirring witches brew in a cauldron

    Turning pancakes

    Flattening pork tenderloins

    Smashing boiled potatoes

    Holding up a sign with the arriving party's name on it at an incoming flight

  13. Get creative.

    Redo a bedroom in your house. Use it as a headboard, or a foot board on the bed. use it as a hook for clothes, or hats. Otherwise you can use it to chase pigs around your yard

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