HELP! I think my son might be a vicious drug dealer!

Question

I THINK HE HAS BEEN SMOKING DRUGS IN THE BATHROOM! HE'S 13 YEARS OLD AND HAS BEEN SPENDING A LOT OF TIME IN THE BATHROOM LATELY........HE GOES IN THERE AND SPENDS LIKE TWENTY MINUTES IN THERE MAKING WEIRD NOISES. AND WHEN HE COMES OUT OF THE BATHROOM HE LOOKS ALL SWEATY AND HE HAS SOME KIND OF WEIRD SMILE ON HIS FACE LIKE HE IS ALL DOPPED UP ON SOME KIND OF DOPE!

WHAT CAN I DO? I AM REALLY CONCERNED FOR MY SON!

HE IS ONLY 13 and I'm scared he is getting himself into the vicious world of drugs! Next thing you know he will be joining a gang, riding a motorcycle, associating with colored persons, ending up in jail.

WHAT CAN I DO? IS IT BEST TO CONFRONT HIM OR SHOULD I JUST CALL THE COPS AND GET HIM TESTED? SHOULD I GROUND HIM?

SHOULD I TAKE HIM TO THE CHURCH?

HELP!

Answer 1

It doesn't sound like he's doing drugs in the bathroom from your description.  He is 13... think about it.

Answer 2

Ok, hold on. Riding motorcycles and "associating with colored persons"  doesn't automatically connect with drugs! Not all motercyclists and "colored persons" do drugs!

And unless you actually SMELL something from the bathroom, I don't think your son is doing drugs. Maybe ask him casually what he does in the bathroom for so long, and see what his reaction is. No need to almost harrass him for something he may not be doing. Take it easy. Go to a website about different reactions to the drugs you think your son is taking, and see if anything adds up. Don't jump too much to conclusions, you may make your self worry more and maybe paranoid.

Is there anyone else living at home with you adn your son? If so, what do they think is going on? See if any other ideas come up.

Answer 3

okay your son is definately whacking his weiner. its not that serious man. he's at that age. big smile, sweaty, and weird noises... you're just thinking of the worst, he's definately masturbating.  

Answer 4

Im pretty sure this isnt a serious question.

but you could take him to church if you want. its a nice place.

and wtf? colored persons?

Answer 5

it sounds like he is masterbating but if you think hes doing drugs buy a test at the drug store and test him at home.

Answer 6

He's obviously masturbating.  Leave him alone!!  Almost all boys do that, especially around that age when they discover that it feels good.  If he was doing drugs in your bathroom, you'd smell it.  And why are you spending so much time near the bathroom while your son is in there?!  

Answer 7

ARE YOU RACIST..WHATS WRONG WITH COLORED PEOPLE....YOU SEEM TO NEED THE HELP NOT YOUR SON

Answer 8

I hope this isn't a serious question haha

a lot of people probably wont get this but you have an awesome sense of humor haha

if i were you i would take him to confessional at church, have a priest spray the bathroom with holy water, and confront him about injecting, or ejecting anything in or out of his body. ;)

Answer 9

Are you serious?

Answer 10

i would have to say its definatly NOT drugs.

why don't you read what you typed over again.

Answer 11

FIRST OFF U ARE A RACIST AND SECOND OF ALL U CAN BUY DRUG KITS AT ANY WAL GREENS OR WAL MART AND TEST YOUR SON... IF HE IS DOING DRUGS GET HIM INTO COUNSELING AND THEN U GO FOR BEING A RACIST...