HELP! I used finger nail polish as lube!?

Question

I was jerking off earlier, and decided i wanted to lube it up. I couldn't find any lotion and all i saw was fingernail polish. I used the bright shade of pink and i'm not gonna lie, it felt good. Now I am done and am stuck with a pink p***s. What can i do, put fingernail polish remover on it? will this burn? Will i become a pink bandit? Maybe i can be a superhero named "The Great Pink Dic|<".

Answer 1

Wow dude.

Ok heres what to do , Go to the store and get some &quot;Benegay&quot; Rub some on your balls and all on your p***s and it wont hurt  because of the neutrilising properties in the cream

Answer 2

I wouldn&#039;t risk it if I wasn&#039;t sure whether nail polich remover will burn. I&#039;d rather you be superhero...no one will know anyway.

It will come off soon anyway, after a couple of days of bathing/showering.

Answer 3

The only way to remove finger nail polish off anything is to either let it peel by itself or use polish remover. It may burn slightly due to the sensitivity of the penile skin, but this is better than risking irritation and itchiness by keeping it on. Hope this helps.

Answer 4

thats just weird

take a shower

nail polish comes of skin with a shower

next time buy sum lube man

Answer 5

Are you insane???

Why would there be finger polish near you when you m********e?

Well yep nail polish remover and er psychiatric help is the way to go.

Good luck with that.  

Answer 6

Body wash or lotion next time?

Answer 7

well, dont have s*x with her until it is all off.

Answer 8

Yeah just sart using your new moniker and there will be movies made in your honor. Let the sh*t dry and then you can use real lube and it will be freaky kinky when you slap the pink monkey. I don&#039;t think polish remover will hurt anything though, just be near the shower and if it burns at all be ready with soap and water to wash off the remover.

p.s. was that pink polish yours or your girl/boyfriend&#039;s? Isn&#039;t she/he pissed that you used it all?

oh, it&#039;s your girlsfriend&#039;s, well, ok then.

Oh, and for lube- silicone based like Gun Oil or Eros is the bomb.

Answer 9

R U insane, lol !!!  Ouch !!!

Yes &amp; yes &amp; no.

Next time, use vegetable oil like crisco or mazola corn oil (what U cook fries in).  It&#039;s a heck of a lot better &amp; it won&#039;t turn pink, lol.

Answer 10

lmao

Answer 11

WTF! why would you use fingernail polish when you have some stuff in your mouth called saliva.  

Answer 12

Lol!!!!