HELP! INVASION!!WAR?!?!

Question

HELP!!!! i just saw on the news Russia is invading georgia!!! OH NO!!! HELP!! theree attacking america!!1 OMFG!@!!! LHELP!!

Answer 1

Dont worry.  On the battlefield our tanks destroyed 1000's of Russian tanks with little or no casualties on our side.  And it wasn't only due to the cowardly Arab men operating the tanks.  We spent a lot on the military but we got our money's worth.

If we could could get half that return on the money we spend on education, we would easily be the smartest nation on Earth.

Plus it isn't our Georgia

Answer 2

UGH! It is the Country of Georgia.Not the US State of Georgia!

Answer 3

The Republic of Georgia, not the US State.

Answer 4

Yes, that's it....Russia is invading us. And after they're done, the Irish police will be coming after us for taking their lucky charms. Wow.

Answer 5

Well you see a bunch of Yankees got together & decided they'd like to re-enact the burning of Atlanta & thought: "Heay!  we Can DO this! AND make LOTS of money!"  So they decided this year the event was on.  Hope this helps...

Answer 6

are you stupid or something?

Answer 7

Where does America fit it? God, just shut up.

Answer 8

The place over by Russia, not the US state. Idiot!

I hope you're kidding!

Answer 9

Don't panic.  If it were true, the rednecks would whip the posterior of the Russian army.  Anyway it is the old Russian state of Georgia.

Answer 10

*cough*

There's more than one Georgia in the world, just as there's more than one Newark, Boston, Birmingham...

Answer 11

Here you go, just the help you need...