HELP ME PLEASE, need advice from excuse makers.?

Question

Okay so for school sports (Compulsory ones) I want to change sports but you're not actually allowed to but I really want to.

I'm doing tennis at the moment but want to switch to diving any excuses i can use?

Answer 1

Bad joints from high impact sport, and you would like to move into something which doubles as therepy ;] complain about the knees or elbow.

Answer 2

Say you have bad ankles.

You can't play tennis with bad ankles.  

Answer 3

Tennis elbow!  Tell them you have tendonitis, and swimming helps alleviate it!

Answer 4

"My mother was attacked by a rabid mouse and in her dieing breath she told me to quit tennis....(cry cry) ALL I EVER WANTED WAS TO MAKE HER PROUD!"

If that dosen't work, IDK what will...

Answer 5

say your having back problems and your health consultant (or made up untraceable health expert) says that tennis is worsening the stress on your back and that the best sport to help with that would be a water sport, primarily diving

Answer 6

just say, my doctor told me i should stop playing tennis, becuase its pulling my back muscels too much, and if i keep playing my shoulder will most likely dislocate in the next week or so.

im not very good at excuses.

i have asthma, so i just always say stuff like "my doctor told me not to run alot, or eles ill have a asthma attack" haha

Answer 7

i say dont lie just talk to both coaches and explain that you really want to switch and see what they say.good luck!

Answer 8

Your arms/hands got swollen and the cause was playing tennis

or

you don't know how to play tennis

or

your doctor said, it is much better if you have a different sports

or

you asked your therapist if you could do tennis, she didn't agree

or

you got tantrums when you don't get what you want and your epilepsy will attack you

Answer 9

Tennis is agents your religion...

diving will truly connect you to your god.

=p

sry i had to say it

Answer 10

tennis elbow,tell them you can't handel high impact sport and swimming/diving would be perfect,"sprain" your ankle so that it's too weak to run around.

don't actually sprain your ankle but pretend to.

Answer 11

Say that your ready stance is destroying your lower back

swimming/ diving would actually help aleiviate that so thay cant argue that. and on top of that they cant force you to play a sport if its injuring you

Answer 12

You could get a dodgey doctor to say that your wrist has been playing up and that you need to change to a lower impact sport.

Or you could pull a sympathy card and say that you feel that you would get more out of diving and that you had been pushed into doing tennis when you really didn't want to.

Answer 13

bad wrist, worked for me