HELP!!!! PLS. How would i dispose of a 200lb animal?

Question

if a hypothetical 200 lb mammal died in my bathroom and for some reason I did not want anyone to know how or why this animal died, then how would I properly dispose of the body so that no trace of evidence is left?

Answer 1

If this animal is human, you might want to rethink this question.

Answer 2

Well, humans are mammal. Who did you murder? Turn yourself in kid.

Answer 3

Take the easy way out, call the cops and let them deal with it. Less problems and much less hassle, believe me. Any other action will lead to much misery!

Answer 4

you put it in the bathtub, and immerse it in a hypothetical mammal dissolving solution.

Answer 5

well, hypothetically, you could get a few of your really close friends who wont tell anyone about it to help you out. oh, and try to get someone who knows how to drive and has a truck....hypothetically of course.

Answer 6

If a hypothetical 200 lb mammal died in your bathroom and you didn't want anyone to know how to why the animal died, I would say that you're a murderer and you killed a man.  There IS no way to dispose of the body without getting caught, especially in today's day and age.  Little things will always give you away, even down to a couple skin cells left behind.  You'd be found so don't even try it.

Answer 7

you could get a hypothetical bunch of gnomes to tote it away in the wee dark hours or the night....

that was hypothetically easy...

Answer 8

hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig ****, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

Answer 9

Let a 2000 lb animal eat it!

Answer 10

by dragging to the back yard and burying it 20 ft. deep...