HELP!!!!!!!!! Potatoe sayings?!?!?!?

Question

Help!! My friends birthday is tomorrow and she loves potatoes...(don't ask!) so i want to make her a card that has a funny saying about potatoes....do you know of any?!?! please help i need this really really soon!!!!!!

Answer 1

oh TayLe, you can come to my party, loved your jokes!

lol.

Answer 2

Okay......I don't know of any about potatoes, but I've adapted some moldie oldies from other things..

A potato in the hand is worth two in the ground.   (A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.)

A potato in time saves nine.    (A stitch in time saves nine.)

Potatoes of a feather flock together.   (Birds of a feather flock together.)

If you sleep with potatoes, you'll wake up with potato bugs.   (If you sleep with dogs, you'll wake up with fleas.)

Do as potatoes say, not as they do.   (Do as I say, not as I do.)

Dig potatoes while the sun shines.    (Make hay while the sun shines.)

Answer 3

Couch potato

Answer 4

make her a card with a mr. potatohead on it.

Answer 5

http://thinkexist.com/quotes/with/keywor...

hahahahaha, good luck! :D

Answer 6

Why did the potato cross the road?

He saw a fork up ahead.

How do you describe an angry potato?

Boiling Mad.

Why didn't the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster?

Because he was a commontater.

Why wouldn't the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone?

He desperately wanted a scoop.

What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato?

Anything, just butter him up.

What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful?

It's mashing!

What do you call a baby potato?

A small fry!

To bad she doesn't like beans.. cause I have a good one for that one.=)