HELP!!! Want to write insulting letter to a Government Agency for Incompetence?

Question

I would like to get some insulting statements I can include in a letter to a government agency for their total incompetence!!! Come on, give me some real zingers!!

Answer 1

For relief of aggravation, write anything you want to to them and then burn it.  For effective action, write the facts, although this probably won't be any more effective than the first option.

Answer 2

My my, what incompetent agency are you talking about?  There are way to many to list.  The only competent "agency" I have witnessed are those poor souls cleaning the government buildings.

Answer 3

If you really want the letter to be effective that probably will not get you anywhere.  Stick with the facts and be as polite as possible.  Otherwise write the letter you mention in your question to get it off your chest and throw it out.  It will be more effective that way vs. burning bridges.