HELP: will i pass my blood test... for a job at a hospital?? IF??

Question

i smoked weed 2months ago (just a little a couple hits) and then again 1week ago (and the same just a couple hits)... i will NEVER smoke weed again im done with it. i realized i have my whole life ahead of me not to mention its dumb! will i pass if i too a drink to get rid of it. for my urine test not to mention drink a lot of water i mean alot. where i was about to throw up and had to pee ever 5min. will i pass the blood test? or if not how do i pass it??

Answer 1

It depends on how much you smoked. If you only smoked a bowl  a week before a drug test then you'll be okay, most likely. Yes, the THC will still be in your system for a month, but trace amounts of it won't show up. Any more than a bowl, though, and I think it'd be pushing it.

Anyway, fake pee (with the hand-warmer, because they'll test the temp) is the only way to fool a drug test. None of the detox drinks or pills work. I've tried them, I know.

Answer 2

How long it stays in your system varies from person to person and depends on many factors.   The main factor is your weight because THC stores in your fat cells.   So, the larger you are, the long it will stay in your system.  It also depends on how active you are.   The more active you are the less time it spends in your body.  

You can buy detox products from various stores just to make sure.  I suggest you do this just in case.  One week is cutting it close.   Go buy a home urine drug test from walmart or a local pharmacy.  That should be sufficient enough to tell you if it is in your system.

In the future, be smarter and JUST SAY NO...lol

Answer 3

Traces of weed take about a month to get out of your system... so even though it was "just a couple of hits", since that was as recent as a week ago, it will come up on the urine test...

While I have heard (from friends) that there is a "drink" that gets rid of those traces, I have never "seen" it done before.

Nor have I heard of ways to "clear" your system of it, where I work (In a pharmacy)

Drinking lots of water, and throwing up will do NOTHING! (Trust me, I used to work in Human Resourses before, and saw many people try to "fool" the system, and lose a job opportunity in the process, plus then they are "Not Hireable" in the system for a year!)

Sorry for the bad news, but unless you find out what that "miracle drink" is, you'll have a hard time getting a job for the next three weeks!

Answer 4

you likely did not consume enough THC to worry about results a week later in your urine...your blood however, if they test it, could reveal drug use, and there is no changing that, only time will clear your blood of the metabolites left over from drug use.