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HELP with naming my kid??

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Ok, i was thinking of naming my son Gaylord or d**k, and my wife wants Ommagay. Please help. This is no joke, its serious.

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You should compromise....something like:

Ommagay d**k

Ommagay Lord

d**k Ommagay

Gaylord d**k

Something that makes both parents proud.
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Go stand in a crowded shopping centre and shout your preferred name at the top of your voice. If it feels right to you, and you aren't moved on by security, then I'm sure you've made the right decision.
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Well, i think gaylord should be the middle name, and d**k the first name.
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What country are you in / from?

d**k is short for RICHARD.
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Right... What about Pleasebeatmeup?
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Its got to be a joke

No one would do this to a child

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really, han L, it didn't occur to you that this is a joke?
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keagan . kevin. thomas. roger. michael. robert. terry . zobi. carl. chris. daniel. greg. bobby. john. jonathan. name him what ever your name is jr.
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What the h**l!!??

They are RETARTED names. Gaylord, d**k, there is something seriously wrong with you. when your son grows up he will probably change his name. it would be soooo embarrassing to be named something that odd. name you son something NORMAL for him.
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Whatever..... thanks for the easy two points, cheers!
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Here is just a random list:

Joshua

Jake

Lucas

Matt

Grant
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Definately Gaylord. Hey - Meet the Parents made it popular!
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try:

Braydon Alexander

Alexander James

James Jasper

Kayleb Karlos

Jacksyn Ayden

Ayden Andrew

Warryn William

Theran Dameon

Alan Richard

Chase Micheal

Micheal Joseph

Ayden Charlie

Jayke Ryan

Lucas Gordon

hope i helped!!

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They are shocking names. I don't know how you could possibly do that to a poor innocent child. Please for the sake of the child don't do this. Give him a name that he won't get teased about.
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Why don't you name your child either Dumb or Dumber after either you or your wife?
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voltron. xD jkjk

george. after george w.

or

tommy

or

leo

or

derek

or

hugh
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what about g*y-dicklord?
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