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Question

Have you got any good techniques for masturbation

and i don't want any answers saying...

"you are weird", "get a life"

because masturbation is normal and if you reply this way then it shows that you are immature,

if you fins this question disturbing or abnormal just click the back button and pretend you never looked at it, its not hard and it wastes my time and your time if you post stupid answers.

So please take what i have send into consideration, i only want some ideas.

i am male 16. Sorry the last time i asked it lacked my gender.

lol.

Answer 1

Some methods I've seen on here are placing two pillows together and humping them or just rubbing yourself against one pillow. Try also putting a freezerbag full of whipped cream, shaving cream, etc. between the pillow and put your p***s in the bag. Try also using a jar of peanut butter if u want. There are sites listed below for other methods. Hope this helps.

Answer 2

Ummm, Well seeing as I am female..I dont know about masturbation.

You could try..Lube.

Answer 3

Goto Asian massage parlour

Answer 4

Yeah there are a ton of ways to mix it up. I recomend takin a look at jackinworld.com. They got a ton of good techniques. But a few of my favorites are to jerk off with one hand and use to other to rub the head, an edging one where you continuously jerk off right on the edge before you ejaculate for a long time, stop and go (kind of self explainatory), and experimenting with lube. Possibilities are endless. Have fun

Answer 5

Get to know your kitchen appliances..the blender and the toaster are a lot of fun.

Answer 6

why dont you spend all this time finding a s*x partner?

Go to fleshlight.com and order one there. It's boring for me but I know men who swear its the greatest thing.

Answer 7

See web site

Answer 8

You are Wierd.

Get a life.

You are wierd.

get a life.

you are wierd.

get a life.

YOU ARE WIERD!

GET A LIFE!

Answer 9

jackinworld.com

Answer 10

You're imagination and some lube is all you need.  Stay away from p**n and suggestions by girls who have no experience about guys jerking off.

Answer 11

go to www.advancedmasturbation.com

Answer 12

You are weird.

Get a life.

Answer 13

get a toilet paper roll, then put a plastic baggy in it. then put lube in the bag... then move the roll and the bag, up and down lol.... makes for easy disposal.

Answer 14

just do what feels right

Answer 15

there's all sorts of different ways and the best ways are self experiment

Answer 16

try cutting out a hole in a melon. or a banana.