2 mexicans are lost in the desert, thirsty and hungry. They see a tree in the distance. As they get nearer they see it's draped with rasher upon rasher of bacon. Smoked, crispy, juicy, every kind imagineable. "Hey Pepe!" says the 1st mexican, "Ees a bacon tree, we are saved!" He then runs to the tree and as he gets up really close he is gunned down in a hail of bullets.
The 2nd mexican shouts "Pepe, what happened?"
With his dying breath Pepe shouts back "Run amigo...ees not a bacon tree.....ees a ham bush"
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