HIPPO HELP!!!!! NICKNAME NEEDED!

Question

We have a website to benefit endangered animals, http://animallifesavers.weebly.com! Every member has a nickname associated with their animal, and we cant think of one for the Hippo writer! Any ideas? Thanks for all the help! Mulitiple ideas will get best answer!

Answer 1

First off the URL didn't work

Secondly what has this got to do with golf?

Thirdly call him Hip Hop!

Nice to see people doing things for animals.  On their behalf a big thank you.