HOW DO YOU GO CAMPING? WOOT WOOT??? Where do I shower?

Question

Hey me and my boyfriend are going camping next week and I have never been before. Im in charge of food of course, what will I bring, are there any fridges to keep the food in. What kind of camping foods do you eat? Is there a shower, or what? What is there to do?

Oh and the most important question of all... Can you still have s*x in the mountains? And ideas for some good times or whatever?

Answer 1

first off y couldnt u have s*x in the mountains? if u are camping for real there are no fridges or bathrooms i dunno what fancy campsites have but wouldnt it defeat the purpose of camping if u had all the indoor conveniences. bring foods that wont go bad bring a cooler also for some food i guess and drinks and make sure everything is going to bwe able to be sealed up good to keep bugs out

Answer 2

I am assuming you are kidding about the fridges. Bring a cooler and LOTS of ice, keep it in the shade (i leave mine in the back seat with the windows 1/3 down) If there are showers, I wouldnt except hot water. For entertainment, you can go hiking, biking, gather wood to use for the fire at night, smoke, drink, plant trees, gather rocks, explore, roast marshmellows. If you are planning on s*x just don't use that mosquito spray earlier in the day... it gets your skin all oily and disgusting smelling

Answer 3

you dont need a shower when camping!!!!

Answer 4

Cowboy camping is waterproof tarp stretched tight between all corners over a central rope tied no higher than 48 inches.  Bed is usually several blankets upon horse scented saddle blanket.   Feel free to cuddle if cool.  

No fire except in a park or commerical facility fixture.  Don't eat or store food nearer than 100 feet from your sleeping place or bad things will probably happen.  Keep your foodstuff in a high hoisted bag or bruin-proof box.  The auto repair business loves wildlife that dosen't need key for midnight snacking.   Keep loaded .44 revolver under pillow if you don't have leather saddles.  

5 gallon plastic bucket with plastic liners and odor proof lid provides both toilet and camp stool (excuse pun).  Use another such bucket for rag or sponge baths and Mother Nature safe soap;  yes, suggest washing each other with lots of slow soapy rubs.  Suggest different colored buckets so you don't wash out of wrong one.   Store same next to food;

maybe they'll be found licked clean after sunrise.

Eat what you catch.  I've had precooked meals sold in bags. Let me suggest Mil-Spec 'MRE'; millions have been distributed.  Twelve such come in a case with mixed flavors.  Yum.  I saw baby black bear yesterday motorcycling on dirt road 2 miles off tarmac so look for big mama.  Good times follow not being cited for illegal conduct.  Cellular on passer-by can get officialdom in your face all too easily.  Go figure.

Answer 5

Oh I know you could have s*x camping... and you can have a lot of fun with it. If i were you i would go around in the nude. then wrestle your boyfriend in the tent and get it on hardcore. Your g*y right?

Answer 6

I doubt there is a law that you can't have s*x in the mountains in your own tent... Who would catch you anyways?

Now if you scream like a Japanese girl getting drilled then that's another story...

Answer 7

It depends upon whether your camp site's "primitive" or "improved." So-called primitive ones have little more than an outhouse and water spigot (no, no shower). The modern ones often include RV hookups, laundry, pinball machines, vending machines or a general store, led activities, a swimming pool, shower, and more. The more amenities, the more cost. State and federal campgrounds are very primitive, just so you know, but many prefer this.

Don't expect fridges, wherever you go. Bring non-perishables like pork and beans, canned veggies, and rice. You'll be cooking on a campfire or canned heat sove, so think ahead.

As for s*x in the mountains, have you thought about how cold it might be without that clothing? If you try, just don't get caught, for that's a public indecency rap :D Your tent's obviously a legal place, but it sound like you wanted to brokeback each other silly out in the wild, no?

Answer 8

Well, for the food part, you could bring hot dogs to roast over the fire, just make sure you bring sticks to put them on. You can also bring marshmallows to roast and Sandwich stuff for lunch.

Whatever there is to do depends on where you go. If you go to a state park there are usually trails to hike, maybe a lake where you can go swimming and lay out or fishing. At state parks there are usually showers. If there aren't, go for a midnight swim in the lake and wash up there :)