HOW Many baloons?

Question

would i need to blow up and glue to my office chair to make my own hot air balooon..

im planning on by-passing immigration as they ask just tooo many personal questions... and just landing in the outback without being noticed...

wheres the best place to land...kangarooo and dingoo free areas would be best i recon!!!..

i will also need a lift into town...do i have an volenteers to pick me up...

ii dont eat much but i dooo like to drink...!

Answer 1

I don't think you would need many Homie. You'd be able to refill them from your own hot air on the way over.

Answer 2

why not think a little bigger. Attach balloons to your car then when you land you could drive into town! See attached link.

Good Luck!

Answer 3

it depends on your weight, mate

fly over Wisconsin on your way and pick me up...you'll need a long ladder...my weight is 120 lbs so you'll have to do the math for that

I know it's a bit out of your way, but you probably want to maximize your air time because It'll be so much fun!

Answer 4

illegals are shot on sight and fed to the drop bears

Answer 5

Well there ya go..... it looks like you wont be needing a lift now.

Be safe and don't forget the first aid kit