HOW about THIS ONE? Solutions Please?

Question

I am an inventor and have numerous pattens but i need help on one Question? If i can solve this problem i my be of greater help to society and don't laugh because this has very serious scientific principles that could serve millions. How does one catch a f**t(we have solved this one) but then paint it green? Thanks for all serious comments!

Answer 1

do you think you could spray paint it? or have you tried that. i really do think this is impossible. sadly, it would be awesome to see a GREEN f**t. now how awesome would that be. well i hope you get some good answers, and find a way to make it green.