HOW can you make me laugh?

Question

still following that who, what, when, where, how, why thingy

Answer 1

by saying.

BIG FLOPPIN DONKEY D!CK!!!

some may not laugh.  

Answer 2

=P

Answer 3

IDK if this works, but i have a joke.

Ok, so a guy is driving to a party at his friends beach house, and he's bringing cookies. The cookies were told that they were going to a party, so the cookies wouldn't stop dancing. Then the guy got irritated and threw a cookie into the ocean. The next day he makes reservations for a seaside restaurant, and asks for a lobster straight from the ocean when he goes to eat there and propose to her. The week after that, the man is running to catch up with his girlfriend (soon to be fiance), but accidentally dropped the ring in the ocean. At the restaurant they're given champagne and a lobster. When they open the lobster, what do they find? (answer before scrolling down.)

THE DANCING COOKE!!! XD

Answer 4

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To go f**k the chicken!!!

Answer 5

**** that, Im not wasting my time just to make you giggle. >.<

Answer 6

nitrous oxide...commonly known as laughin gas

o_O