HUMOR INTO A ELECTION SPEECH FOR SCHOOL!?

Question

I need some jokes to addd into my speech help me, give me some jokes! I'm running for presdient!

Answer 1

Have some fun, mix in things like "I will be a moral president, no interns at all for me!"  And, "I will not beholden to special interests, so I hereby renounce any monies from tobacco or oil lobbies."  You could always wrap things up with something like.  "A vote for me, is a vote to end the divisions between student government, the teachers and the Principal"  Good luck.

Answer 2

What do you call a candidate who's face is falling off and keeps repeating the phrase "my friends"?

A: John McCain!

Answer 3

don't use any republican jokes cause the humor is not acceptable!!!