Halp pen0r trouble, what should I do???

Question

Apparently I had left a window open this morning and a bird had snuck in and bit my pen0r, thinking it was a worm. Btw I sleep completely naked so there was no protection at all from the bite. My pen0r has swollen up and yellow puss is oozing out of the top. I think the bird may have been sick to come into my house at all, and it had a full contact bite into my skin. I have called my doctor he says he will see me tomorrow but today its just getting worse and worse. Guys what should I do?

Answer 1

Quick post a picture of it so we can determine the problem!

As many as you can!

Maybe you should post some before you got bitten for comparison too!

Answer 2

If the scene you described is true, you should go to local ER right away for immediate medical attention.  

Answer 3

stick it in the pooper

Answer 4

Thought it was a worm huh.  You must have a very small p***s.

Better watch out for squirrels.  They will be stealing your nuts next.