Hands are numb?

Question

my hands are numb

for no reason

help

am i dieing?

please

help

am i dieing?

help

please

thanks

am i dieing?

thanks

bye

thanks

bye

am i dieing??

Answer 1

No, you are not dying.

And why is this in the 'Aircraft' section?

Answer 2

No, you are not dying.  Do you have a history of arthritis in your family?  That may be a sign of it.  Also, did you sleep on your hands?  Sometimes if we sleep on our hands when we wake up they may feel a bit numb for quite some time because you stopped your circulation.

Answer 3

If you do then,RIP!

Remember us on your way up!

Answer 4

You are probably the first person in world history to get bitten by a scorpion.  Good luck and let us know how it turns out for you.

Answer 5

Being the paranoid person that I am, I have no idea whether to take you seriously or not. But just to give me peace of mind, drive right away to the E.R. or even better, have someone do it for you.

...You didn't sit on it for too long did you?

Answer 6

Nice to meet you, nice knowing you. Buh-bye.