Hangover help -- never FAST cure!

Question

Okay, last night I have quite a few beers at the straight bar and feel hung over today. Just very tired and out of it. How can I get over my hangover fast? I have a straight party to go to tonight at 7:00 and I want to be fully feeling better!

Meanwhile, I've asked this before -- but why are straight guys so much more generous with buying me beers?

Answer 1

Salutations,

this is what I do, but you have to do this as soon as you stop drinking. first take 2 aspirin, then wash them down with Grape Gatorade, then Brush your teeth. I have never had a Hangover. Cheers

Answer 2

coffee

it helps trust me.

Answer 3

um maybe don't live your life off of parties and getting wasted all the time. Your wasting your life away.

Answer 4

TOMATOE JUICE

Answer 5

I've always found lots of water, a vitamin, 2 ibuprofen and some food help me out a great deal.

Always try to drink a glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have it'll make for less of a hangover.

Answer 6

Water, with a small amount of sugar in it.  (half a t-spoon per pint)

And why do they buy you beers?  Because you're a straight g*y man. They're inquisitive - you dont fit their stereotypes.

(or maybe they just like your taste in g*y-iconic female singers)

Answer 7

coffee and water.

Answer 8

Uh I would just drink water and eat some bread. If you can handle it drink some orange juice and have a couple aspirin.

Straight guys are more gererous buying beers because they want someone else to get wasted with them, a friend or a chick.

Answer 9

Just wondering if you refer to g*y bars as just "the bar" - I guess I never refer to my bar as "Straight" but I do refer to g*y bars as "g*y" so I guess it isn't wrong however it is the first time I seen it from this side of the street. - Straight guys will buy beers because there isn't any thought behind it :0) -  

Answer 10

If you find one, let me know so I can patent it and retire early.

Until then:  Water, aspirin, sleep, Taco Bell.

As for your second ??, I have no idea.

Answer 11

the only thing to help a hangover is time, or just drink another beer. works for me.

Answer 12

drink a bottle of pediolite stuff for kids. knocks out the hangover quick and get your ready fo the next one!!!

Answer 13

Coffee helps, but ive never had a hangover i just know it helps

Answer 14

Because they are not straight!

and hang overs dont go away, pills call alleviate the pain! But always drink water when you drink, you avoid this mess!

Answer 15

The main reason you are not feeling well is because of a lack of vitamin C. Alcohol purges your system of this vital nutrient. It is known that the fastest way to get it back into your system is to drink tomato juice. Chug it down! Take a BC powder and hit the g*y bar running. I will not buy you a beer because I don't want you to get the wrong idea. I ain't g*y. It's OK that you are.

Answer 16

dude your a tool, no wait... scratch that, your a TOOLBOX!

Answer 17

alka seltzer! that works if you are straight or not!

Not really sure what type of bar you went to had anything to do with the question. but cheers!

Answer 18

Wendy's Frosties. I swear.  

Answer 19

SMOKE WEED!

Answer 20

Have you tried "hair of the dog?"  I hear a good way is to drink another beer, although I would never do that.

Aparently, per my daughter's advice, don't eat eggs.  I guess the smell is bad.

Depending on how many you drank, give yourself an hour from when you started for each drink you had to eliminate it from your system.  To make your stomach and head feel better, I suggest sprite and aspirin.

I wish you well.

As for straight guys buying you beers?  If that is a pic of you, they are respecting your physique.  You look extremely strong, and guys will buddy up with strong guys.  Are YOU straight, or not?

Answer 21

Back in the day when I was partying hard...I always stopped on the way home and had an ice cream sundae...never had a hangover....I have heard that a Bloody Mary helps with hangovers.  Straight guys buying your beer...I think it's a macho think, like fighting over the check at a resturant.

Answer 22

Take a BC powder and go get a smoothie, a real one....with the vitamins and stuff in it. (works everytime!) I have always heard to actually stay away from water when you get a hangover!!  then tonight, go to walgreens and get Chaser so that you can prevent the one tonight!!

And straight guys dont think anything about it, thats why!!!

Answer 23

coke !very cold.