Hansie Cronje, Daud Ibrahim and Global Warming: Is there really a link?
Jazz is defined as an intensified feeling of nonchalance.
Cricket and Jazz might at first sight sound poles apart when you think about it. However, this underrated game has more going on about it than what meets the eye. From the shady underworld dons, to the superstars of the game, all have found solace in hiding behind this appealing facade of the world of the gentlemen in a bid to hide their mischievous frivolities.
This brings us to the topic under consideration - one that baffles us time and again with the intellectual minds from all over the world set to wage a war against the phenomenon of global warming. What is global warming? And how in http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Shahid-Afridi-c2482’s name is it linked to cricket. Well, gentlemen, while the entire world is set to fight against global warming, one particular don from the underworld, Daud Ibrahim, has joined forces with this phenomenon.
With so many natural disasters, oil spills nuclear accidents taking place; it is now time for us to shed some light on this very alarming issue. Why is it happening?
The answer to this question is very simple, only we tend to overlook such minor details when thinking about it. It goes back to the day when Hansie Cronje’s plane crashed. One little detail we all forgot to notice was - Hansie Cronje of course was not on that plane. He was on a UFO space ship, headed towards the Milky Way with rockets hand installed by Daud and his men. It has been brought to our notice that the Earth is under an alien invasion with a serious threat posed by Daud and his gang of aliens, oops, men. *looks embarrassed*
Now, that the word is out, it is time to spill the beans. Daud and his men are aliens. From another galaxy, who are out to track and castrate Ijaz Butt on a guillotine. But before that of course, they want to decapitate the infrastructure of the world by inducing global warming. So how is global warming induced? Hold your horses my friends; we were just coming to that!
Hansie Cronje, aboard the UFO space ship, provided by Daud and his gang of aliens was installed with nuclear warheads capable of turning planets into strawberry jelly. As he travelled through a time warp, Cronje attacked the Milky Way with the warhead, turning it into jelly, and he sat atop it gobbling at his world of jelly, the wobble in the universe sent tremors down to Earth that resulted in 2 tsunamis, 7 floods, 6 earthquakes, and caused the BP oil spill to its credit as well.
The man to blame for it all was Ijaz Butt of course. Daud Ibrahim is said to have noted that he does not like to look at Ijaz Butt since Butt reminds him of his old wife who used to beat him up with a pestle. http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Ijaz-Butt-c64128 has however, denied all these claims, saying that he does not look like Ibrahim’s wife. He insists on his beauty and says he will challenge Angelina Jolie and Meera (famous Pakistani actress) to compete with him in a beauty pageant - winner takes all.
While the narcissistic and indulgent Mr. Butt fails to take the blame, the world is standing at the brink of disaster. Polar bears are writing petitions for Mr Butt’s immediate resignation, since now they are made to move in with the seals. Paris Hilton writing a petition to Mr Butt, to step down since he seems to be threatening her dumb blonde crown. The seals and the seagulls have updated twitter statuses expressing their disappointed at Mr Butt.
Mr Butt however is insistent that this is a greater conspiracy against him to stop him, from becoming the http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Julius-Caesar-c69654 of the modern world. With modern day Cleopatra, “Veena Malik” by his side, he expresses all hope that he will soon be able to rule the world.
Daud Ibrahim has however, declared war against Ijaz Butt and his message read:
.. .. ... . ... \m/ - . ! in alien morse code of course.
(All the names and characters in this article are completely fictional and do not represent the editorial stance of bettor.com)
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