Happy times all around!!! Issues and politickin....?

Question

If I support equal rights, well I am obviously a feminist or equalist.

If I am for lower taxes then I must be a republican.

If I worry about the poor then maybe I am Marxist/Socialist or a Populist.

If I support the second ammendment, I must own a gun.

If I read the Bible, then obviously I am ignorant and backwards.

If I read the Koran I am a terrorist.

If I read Darwin, I am undoubtedly and Atheist.

If I question the need for government, well then I am an Anarchist.

If I question the war, I am unpatriotic.

If I support the war, I am a tyrant.

How?

Answer 1

Generalization, misinformed, uninformed, ignorance, sheer stupidity.

Answer 2

My favorite that I saw just a little while ago on here basically said that pro-life people all want to bomb abortion clinics.

People like to categorize and stereotype.  I wouldn't say any of those things you said are always true.

Answer 3

I fear that the thought police will report me so I will summarily issue an apology for my cowardice as the Thought Police/Community Moderators will likely report any expression of thought that I transmit by electronic means as a violation of CG/TOS thus resulting in the suspension of my account.

Answer 4

you my fiend are in fine form tonight.  gonna have to think on this a while.

hahaha... freudian slip!!  and dyslexic at that...

it's sad that i get so caught up in the argument i can't see the individual.  guilty... i'll try to be better.  promise.

Answer 5

lol star for the laugh....

Answer 6

How?  We just really hate all feministic equalist marxist populist ignorant atheistic gun-toting anarchist unpatriotic tyrants like yourself!

%@#^%ing anarchic socialists...I swear.

Answer 7

Magic.