Has John Darwin gone missing again?

Question

A reliable source within Her Majesties Prison Service has told me that John Darwin has gone missing from the prison he is currently locked up in.

At present this news is not being released to the public however the prison authorities are stating he was last seen on the rowing machine in the prisons gym.

Any ideas everyone where he can be?

Answer 1

has anyone checked the gyms in panama?

Answer 2

Well, SOME of us got the joke . . .  

Answer 3

Sunk without trace

Answer 4

Up the creek without a paddle maybe

Answer 5

I would delete the answer carswoody, as you look silly for having a sense of humour bypass.  

Answer 6

Why are you asking us, the public, to answer somthing we know nothing about because this has not been made public?

Do you expect a serious answer?

My answer would be = I dont know.

Answer 7

Has anyone checked the house next door?

Answer 8

Check the vaulting horse?

Answer 9

Going up river I think

Answer 10

He is probably "canoodling" with his wife in Holloway womens prison.

(sorry could not resist that)