Has RADICAL FEMINISM ruined such great CLASSIC SONGS as this?

Question

Marcellus:

Well a woman who'll kiss on the very first date

Is usually a hussy.

And a woman who'll kiss on the second time out

Is anything but fussy.

But a woman who waits 'til the third time around,

Head in the clouds, feet on the ground!

She's the girl he's glad he's found--she's his

s**+-Poo-Pi! s**+-Poo-Pi! s**+-Poo-Pi! s**+-Poo-Pi!

Boys:

The girl who's hard to get!

Marcellus:

s**+-Poo-Pi!

s**+-Poo-Pi

s**+-Poo-Pi

Girls:

But you can win her yet.

Marcellus::

Walk her once just to raise the curtain,

Walk around twice and you make for certain.

Once more in the flower garden,

She will never get sore

If you beg her pardon.

All:

Do re me fa so la si

Do si la sol fa mi re do

Marcellus:

Squeeze her once when she isn't lookin',

If you get a squeeze back, that's fancy cookin',

Once more for a pepper-upper,

She will never get sore on her way to supper.

All:

Do re me fa sol la si

Do si do

Marcellus:

s**+-Poo-Pi!

s**+-Poo-Pi!

s**+-Poo-Pi!

Answer 1

Hey, even when that song was written, it was seen as humorously quaint and silly.

Answer 2

And people say that music today is cr@p.

But it has made me wonder ~ do lyricists get paid by the word? If so, does s**+-Poo-Pi count as one word, or three?

Is that a feministic thing to ask?

Cheers :-)

Answer 3

You could just get a blow up doll. It's quiet, 'attractive,' and will **** you anytime.

Otherwise, you might want to consider women as human beings.