Has The Golden Child released a plan for all the WONDERFUL THINGS he'll do for us in his 1st 100 days in ofc?

Question

Just wondering as Mr. Perfect has such big plans. You know, like:

- Invade Pakistan if they don't do what we tell them to do (gee, THAT sounds familiar!),

- Take from The Evil Rich and give to The Poor (well, the "poor" bureaucrats, anyway!), and (among MANY OTHER WONDERFUL THINGS)

- Confiscate the "windfall profits" of The Evil Oil Companies so that he may sprinkle them over his political base. "Let the little guy pay EVEN HIGHER PRICES!" thunders Mr. Change. Well, I guess that's change, all right!

Ahh...I can hardly wait for the screaming and wailing once The Golden Child, Ho-Hum Harry, and Little Nancy come to be seen in all their glory - it will truly be A Golden Age!

This DOES all make sense to you, right? Good - I was SURE it would!

Answer 1

I think he, in his roundabout, let me kick up some dust so you'll see the dust and not what I'm saying kinda way, said... "In the first 100 days, I'm going to raise taxes on capital gains and windfall profits so my homeys can get more free stuff, redistribute everyones hard earned money and dump it in the Global Poverty doomahickey. Mandate that everyone use Government Medicaid from here on out instead of actually having good insurance. Declare every Dr. to be a government worker. Unemploy the 15% of Americans who work in Insurance and Health Administration. Decide whether Iran is a threat or not. Count to see if there are actually 50 States instead of 57. Declare that he lied when he said he didn't believe Jeremiah Wright. Make Bill Ayers the Secretary of State. Pay off all the Democrats in the Chicago Democrat Machine that pulled a few strings to get him elected into the Senate. Model America after Crook County IL, home of the 11% tax rate. Then tell us he did it for the children.

Answer 2

He is not the Golden Child of America, we know who he is really the Golden Child of,  the ones who wants to destroy America and all its citizens. Ever heard of "convert or die"

Answer 3

I heard that we will all hold hands, sing "Kumbyah", the flood waters shall recede, and everyone will get free health care, free housing, and a wonderful plan for our safety by removing every firearm from the law abiding citizens.

Answer 4

Many look forward to an off the scale Nirvana...lol...

Answer 5

http://marcambinder.theatlantic.com/arch...

Here you go.

Edit: More like I'm good with google.

Answer 6

Im just ready for him to get elected.  When he gets elected when my friends and I play basketball, I will actually be good!

When Obama becomes President my life will become sunshine and lollipops!