Has any one heard this one?

Question

A man walks into a store looking for a mirror. The salesman shows him a mirror and tells him it it a magical mirror.He explains that it will grant him 1 wish and 1 wish only. The man was a little skeptical but looked into the mirror and made his wish. He said mirror mirror on the wall make my p***s touch the floor. IT FELL OFF.

Answer 1

i get it he wanted it longer XD

Answer 2

After I asked for a half-pound trout fillet at my supermarket's seafood counter, the clerk picked one out of a pile and set it on the scale. It weighed precisely eight ounces. Impressed, I asked, "How did you know?" Looking pleased with himself, he declared, "I'm psychotic."  

Answer 3

I thought he lost his legs

Answer 4

hahaha...nice one dude, have a star!

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