Has anybody seen Evgeni Malkin or know of his whereabouts?

Question

Evgeni Malkin

21 years old

6-3

195lbs

Black Hair

Nationality- Russian

Occupation- Hockey player Center for the Pittsburgh Penguins

He speaks limited English in a very heavy Russian Accent as Russian is his 1st language.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/players/profile?statsId=3638

If you know where he's or have any info that would be helpfull in locating him please contact the proper authorities as it's very important that he gets to Pittsburgh for Wednesday nights game 3 of the Stanley Cup Finals.

You see he was the leading scorer for the Penguins with 47 Goals 59 assits and was 2nd in the NHL in points 106.

http://www.nhl.com/nhl/app?service=page&page=PlayerDetail&playerId=8471215

Answer 1

Malkin has never seen a team that knows what he is goin to do before he even knows.. He is totally baffled and you can see it in his looks and stares.

Face it... Therrien runs a system based on the Wings current system. This is a nightmare matchup for the PENS! The Wings have used this system longer than anyone else and you cant beat them at their own game! There isnt a single  One-Way player on the Wings.... there are many on the PENS! You have to have Two-Way players in bunches to make the system work like it does for the Wings! In fact, there are only two players on the Wings that dont kill penalties... Hudler and D-MAC, impressive to say the least.

Answer 2

Hi

Are you sure that malkin is not a new southern slang term for a man that is a relative.

Thank You

Answer 3

Sorry I couldn't tell you. I'm not sure anyone here can really tell you either after not showing up for the biggest playoff series in one's career!

The Question,

                         The Format,

                                               The Timing,

                                                                     HILARIOUS!!!

It's the SCF and you got this guy skating around out there just "Malkin" it for glory!

Answer 4

Q. Tomas, is your strategy against Sid's line to more or less take away his options?

TOMAS HOLMSTROM: Who?

Answer 5

nope... nobody knows where he is...

Answer 6

I heard he was sighted at the airport in line at Trans Siberian Airlnes.

Answer 7

He's hiding in a rest home. Last week, he admitted he was exhausted.

Answer 8

He's at his Mom's house asking her why these Red Wings are so mean and keep hitting him.

Answer 9

He's in my basement making Borscht.  Sergei Gonchar is with him.  I'll make sure they get to the igloo in time for the Cup Raising ceremony on Saturday.

Answer 10

I ate him. Sorry...but that SUV commercial was inexcusable.

Answer 11

I think he was sighted at the Pittsburgh Zoo hiding in the penguin exhibit.....