Has anyone any funny stories about losing their virginity?

Question

On her period. The tampon was accidentally left it, had to take it out myself being the gentleman I am, threw it on the ground like a wet teabag , carried on

oh and laodsa people were listening, and once or twice one or two people walked in

OH and it was in a single bed

sweeeeeeet.

Answer 1

When I went to have first time s*x I coudn't get it in so I spraid my little friend with right gaurd under arm deodourant to make it slippery.Didn't work,lol.

Answer 2

the first time was in the air plane bathroom right after we got married and where on our way to our honeymoon, to say it in one word what is was like awkward trying to get things to go in a small bathroom the dang dress was getting in the way and i kept knocking on the back door instead of the front.well the stewardess knocked on the door and it popped wide open and every one say my neon white butt. Never got on a plane again with out laughing

Answer 3

My girlfriend and I, my moms car passenger seat. Not too bad but thats my story, lol

Answer 4

not bad, your story is funny.

I am a guy, not loss my virginity but I took the virginity of my wife.

it was not bad.

Answer 5

Well, I'm going to be giving away my age here... but back in 1969, my high school sweetheart and I decided we would have s*x for the first time while man was first walking on the moon.  We told each other that whatever the first words spoken on the moon were, that they would become 'our motto' and we would always remember how we were both losing our virginity at the moment those words were spoken.  When the first words were spoken, "One small step for man, a giant leap for mankind", we started laughing so hard we could hardly stand it.  It still makes me smile, every time I hear them....

Answer 6

I think your story is more gross then funny. Yuky. I was in the woods the first attempt and it ended up pouring down rain making me safe for another day.