Has anyone ever called you a bloodsucking demon wench from h**l?

Question

What is the appropriate response in a time like that?

Answer 1

Thats just the warm up hon. Wait till I get to the meaty parts. I cant wait for mty new name then. woo hooo. I am a demon wench from h**l about to graduate to bigger and better things. Come here let me do some sucking, blood yeah yeah.

Answer 2

Never to my face...but I'm sure my old man speaks of me this way when he's away from me.

Answer 3

Not yet

SteveC

Answer 4

just from h**l and i told them i ll take them back with me .lol

Answer 5

I always feel compelled to throw out a "your mama" when confronted in that manner.  Gosh that sounded like the serious side of me didn't it?

Answer 6

No.  But if I come back as a girl in the next life, I'm sure they will.  Several times.

Answer 7

My response would be..

Give them the look and in a very haughty voice say..

"I'm not a wench you moron."

I really think it would work in your case too. You are from being a wench.

The rest of it... enh, a little fear instilled in such a person is always a good thing.

;)

Answer 8

Nope.  I do, however, use it as a term of endearment.

Answer 9

c**p you have seen through my disguise....well, time to suck your blood!!

Answer 10

Sorry, Val, you know you are one of my favorite contacts, but if I ever find out that you are my ex-wife in disguise, I'm gonna have to block you...

Answer 11

Well...I was called a demon.

:0

Answer 12

In times like that I typically say "mom seriously"!!!

Answer 13

lol ask them if you can quote them on that.. i'm ready to bet it was a christian who called you like that..

Answer 14

No, no they haven't. Or ever will. But if you act the part then maybe it's true

Answer 15

No, but I've been called a cold hearted ice queen from h**l.  He mustve been stupid though, because its impossible for an ice queen to live in h**l.

Stupid boys.

Answer 16

i'm sure i've been called that and worse by at least one ex-boyfriend. the appropriate response is my stiletto heel between his legs.

Answer 17

No, but I have been called an agent of evil more than once.  I say, "Thank you."  I wear that title with a smile.

Answer 18

Not quite.  The accurate title was "She-devil in leather"

You curtsey, of course.

Answer 19

This calls for mauling and much passion.

P.S.  Have you been watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer again?

Answer 20

Yep.  I find a heartfelt thank you is always appropriate.  ÃƒÂ¢Ã‚™Â¥

Answer 21

Whenever I call you that, you are supposed to throw some more fruit cocktail down the steps.

Answer 22

Sure, just drop the wench part. But thats usually before they stop being alive....

Answer 23

My ex called me something very similar.  My response was....should have hired a better lawyer.