Has anyone ever caught a mermaid and what did you do with her :) ?

Question

Has anyone ever caught a mermaid and what did you do with her :) ?

Answer 1

i did once, and we had fun for hours, but when i got home the wife said i had a funny smell on me, and that my story of what i had been doing was a bit fishy

Answer 2

i gave her some seamen

Answer 3

I did, once.

The local chinese resturant gave me £73 for her.

Answer 4

yes she is my fish tank so i can she her every day!  

Answer 5

Im not joking and i even swear on my mums life.

I didnt catch it but i saw its tail go in the water, and boy was it fast. and then i went to the rocks and saw a mirror and a brush :O idk if anyone was playing a prank on me but im sure it was true

Answer 6

Haha I think I  am the mermaid of yahoo answers :)

Answer 7

Well heard from my friend that her uncle caught one but ya let her go. But for me i don't know whether is it true or not.

Answer 8

Went shopping for Levi's!.

Answer 9

Oh Yh mermaids are real aint they suree !!!

You lot are freaks!!

Answer 10

yes in my dream

Answer 11

yes then we got drunk had aparty with a lobster and fish and sung that little mermaid song somthin that goes like under the sea or somthin like that, dont know im still hung over you bleepin crackpot

Answer 12

Caught Her, but I threw her back cos she didn't have a "Lady Hole"  

Answer 13

yep i caught one.. and uhh i banged her on the spot.. oh yeah it was fun u guys want some fun with a mermaid to?! go to 1 900 **** a mermaid or 1 800 for the milf mermaids BYE!

Answer 14

We fell in love but some crazy scientist wanted to cut her up and stuff so me and my mate helped her escape back to the sea and I went with her.....oh wait that wasn't me, that was Tom Hanks

Answer 15

put her back..

she was doin my head in... all she did was mime and hit on me!!!

=]

Answer 16

Caught a stringer full of them - then I stopped drinking that off-brand beer. Cleared up that problem...

Answer 17

I would take a picture and then let her go, maybe sell the pictures, but not give away her whereabouts.

Answer 18

There was a little girl who was like a real mermade.I watched a doctumentary about her on TV.She was born with her legs stuck together.

Answer 19

i had seen a mermaid in my dream

Answer 20

Sorry can`t disclose the lake, but caught one once while camping on a lake one evening .There was a full moon rising.and a sweet summer breeze . There was a slight smell of human fish in the air.

  

   I was setting on the edge of the lake with a drink in hand when to my surprise there she was.I carried her to the picnic table and was about to eat her when the D.N.R. appeared from out of nowhere. and issued me a ticket for molesting a fish that was over the slot limit. I had to release her.

  

  I still visit that lake on week ends and maybe just maybe if the moon is right and the sweet summer breezes appears.She`s mine all mine

   A clue upper Michigan

Answer 21

I was fishing off a pier and she took my bait then i tossed her off , sorry tossed over the side.