Has anyone ever handed you a funny business card?

Question

Last weekend a guy handed me a card that said this....

Ima Wellhung

Private Inbreastigator.

What have you gotten?

Answer 1

I have a small colection of funny business cards. The BEST one is for a male "Escort service". It has price lists on the back with one entry for "Doggie Style......$35, Barking and Yelping.. additional $15" I loved it and still have that one.

Brightest Blessings,

Raji the Green Witch

Answer 2

What rock have I been living under? I haven't received a funny biz card at all.... I like the Private Inbreastigator PMSL

it reminds me of funny book titles when I was a kid...

the only one i remember is "Yellow Rivers by I. P. Daily"....

Answer 3

Peter Howwords

Typrebriber

Answer 4

Tobias Funke

Analrapist

(short for analysist / therapist)

:P

Answer 5

Unfortunately not.  d**n, I could use some fun in my life.