Has anyone got a copy of the humorous instruction to pilots: "Do Not Fly Near The Edges Of The Sky"?

Question

Has anyone got a copy of the humorous instruction to pilots: "Do Not Fly Near The Edges Of The Sky"?

Answer 1

Aviophage is right as usual, but forgot maybe the most commonly heard phrase in the cockpit....... "What did he say??"

Answer 2

Try to stay in the middle of the air. Do not go near the edges of it. The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space. It is much more difficult to fly there.

You know that your landing gear is up and locked when it takes full power to taxi to the terminal.

The Piper Cub is the safest airplane in the world; it can just barely kill you.

Blue water Navy truism: There are more planes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky.

If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage, it's probably a helicopter -- and, therefore, unsafe.

When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane, you always have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash.

Without ammunition, the USAF would just be another expensive flying club.

I remember when s*x was safe and flying was dangerous.

If you're faced with a forced landing, fly the thing as far into the crash as possible.

You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3.

Never fly in the same cockpit with someone braver than you.

Just remember, if you crash because of weather, your funeral will be held on a sunny day.

When a flight is proceeding incredibly well, something was forgotten.

The three most common expressions (aka famous last words) in aviation are: "Why is it doing that?", "Where are we?", and "Uh oh."

Answer 3

Haha, that's great.  And then there are the three most useless things in aviation:

Altitude above you

Runway behind you

Fuel in the truck

Obligatory addition: no last words would be complete with "check this out."