Has anyone got any Innuendos?

Question

That isn't rude. Well innuendo isn't rude, but anyways :):):)

Answer 1

not innuendo, in-your-end-o

Answer 2

Pretty much the ENTIRE lyrics to the Bloodhouhd Gang's song, Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Vulcanize the whoopee stick

In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch

With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax

In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch

Ooh la la

With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then

In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though

I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically

I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod

In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog

With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone

In the ***** wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove

Ooh la la

With the pork steeple

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then

In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though

I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically

I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you know what in the you know where

Put the you know what in the you know where

Put the you know what in the you know where

Put the you know what in the you know where pronto

Answer 3

I believe that everything that can be countered with "thats what she said!" is a good one!

"It's too big, it won't fit!"

"I just put my mouth on it and blew" *flute ;-)*

etc. :D