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Has anyone got any Morgan Freeman jokes yet?

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Lourdes - I think the whole reason the question is being asked is becasue Morgan Freeman has been in an accident. It's called black humour. It's one of thise things you either get, or you don't! I am one of those people who seem to "get" black humour - yes ashamed i am!
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Nope, not as yet. Did you know Morgan Freeman is badly injured from a car accident? So, it's not really a good time to be making jokes about him.

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All the media attention seems to be about the serious injuries Morgan Freeman has suffered after the car smash.

Not one of the inconsiderate b*stards have asked how Miss Daisy is!
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Not Yet.!!!
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No but I have this one for you....

A nun gets into a cab and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."



      She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance and see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."



      "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."



      She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:

      1) you have to be single and

      2) you must be Catholic."



      The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"



      The nun says, "O.K., pull into the next alley."



      He does and the nun kisses him. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying his eyes out. "My dear child, why are you crying?"



      "Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."



      The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween Party."

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its funny how when ppl get hurt or something like that ppl want to make up jokes.And i have to say.I LOVE IT!
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