Has anyone heard of or had a sneeze-f**t...

Question

its apparently where you do both at the same time??

Answer 1

what is going on.

Answer 2

yes I have had one of those and it was not the business. I sneezed and sharted ( **** and f**t)  on my self not good

Answer 3

Yes...and everyone's done it. Then there's the cough-f**t. And the cough-and-wet-your-pants. And the sneeze-and-wet-your-pants. Especially if you're over 40, female, and have had children.  

Answer 4

yupp

its pretty bad

but i had the flu and was sick in bed so it wasnt too bad

Answer 5

Yep its called a "SNART" LOL! Its on the movie along came polly or shallow hal.... There is also "SHART" p**p and f**t! My hubby has sick humor.