Has anyone heard that Dale Jr.'s new sponsorship will be Kleenex next year. For all the crying he does.?

Question

Hey green bean hit me back if you can....don't be scared

Answer 1

Are you all alone up there? Or are you hearing voices? Maybe the crying you hear is your own.

What a nut!

Answer 2

Did I miss something? I don't remember him crying..

Answer 3

You are a funny little man.  I don't really think that was funny at all. I am a major Junior fan and the only time I have deen Junior even closed to crying is when his father past away. ANd he held it back then quite well.  He dosn't even complain as much as most drivers do.  What is your problem?????

Answer 4

For instance??

Which "crying" incident(s) are you talking about?  If you can come on here and crack your little jokes, then at least be able to back it up...EVERY interview Jr has ever done can probably be found on YouTube.  Surely you have an example in mind, let's see it.

Answer 5

Come on a p***y *** sponsor like Kleenex with Jr get real.

Answer 6

Really? I watch every race and have never heard him cry......He takes his losses with more dignity than most drivers. That would hve been a funny one however in the third grade!!

Answer 7

He did look like he was crying a little at Richmond...I'm just saying, that's what it LOOKED like. Maybe he was just sad.

Answer 8

No, and on Sundays you're supposed to be watching the race, not looking in the mirror.

Answer 9

LOL, I guess for every fan there is an anti-fan.

Answer 10

And Bounty towels to wipe up the overflow.

Answer 11

Hmm looks like someone mistook Jr for Denny Hamlin.

Answer 12

son, you got yerself one of them thar lynchin's comin yer way makin funnna junya laak that

hims a goodol' boy dontcha know?

Answer 13

I thought it would be Depends for all the times he's wet the bed.

Answer 14

hahaha.....some fans need kleenex's now for all the crying they do whenever Junior is mentioned..like everyone above me..

Answer 15

Nope. Not at all.

Answer 16

Awwww

are you mad cuz yer mummy didn't give you any desert last night???

Answer 17

Your mentality just proves that you shouldn't let your mind wander, It's way to small to be outside by itself!

Answer 18

You know when I first read the question (I did not read the whole thing) I thought you were serious.

On a serious note:  That is an interesting idea to have Johnson and Johnson and paper good item companies like Kimberly Clark to be sponsors of drivers.   Those companies have a lot of money behind them.

I have no clue who will be Jr's sponsor next year though.

Answer 19

HAHAHA, your funny, I bet it took you all day to think that up.

that is great, my new favorite NASCAR joke, ah, got any more?

I can guarantee it won't be Kleenex

Answer 20

I heard it was "NAPA Valley Vineyards" for all of the WhINEing.

Answer 21

Jr is far from one of my favorite drivers, but he deserves more respect than you are giving him.

Answer 22

Huh...weird. I thought I have seen every interview. I must have missed the one where he cried. Come on...show some respect.

Answer 23

no

Answer 24

Thats a good one.

Answer 25

hey dude what is ur deal  ur gonna need Kleenex when ur driver winds up in the dumpster you dumb f@*k

Answer 26

I thought it was going to be Tampax.