Has anyone heard the "Cat tracks in the processed Cheese" answering machine message?

Question

There is an email going around with a guy leaving a message on his friends answering machine. Something about "his wife made a grill cheese sandwich, the cat walked across the grill cheese sandwich, then there was cat tracks in his cheese and then he hit her across the head with the frying pan- needed his friend to come over and help jump start the car" - something like that. Thanks you. :)

Answer 1

What the.........!!!!!