Has anyone read this book?? and can u giv me sum q and a's?

Question

flush by carl hiaasen

1-5 questions u wuld like to ask one of the character from the book (can say who it is) and how u wuld answer the 1-5 questions if u were the character..

if u read this book can u plz help me out?? thanks SOOOO much!!

Answer 1

Grampa Bobby:

"What emeralds?

"Where are the gems now?"

"Did you leave them to me in your will?"

"Where'd you meet the smugglers anyway?"

"Any more skeletons we should know about?"

Answers:

*clears throat*

Why you young whipper snappers... *smack slap shriek*