Has anyone seen Joey tonight?

Question

wonder if this will post in new zealand?

Answer 1

He's at the midget strip club.  I just saw him in Duane Reade getting a tube of K-Y.

Answer 2

Sorry I was at the Brothel trying to get rid of the four hour erection

Answer 3

An erection lasting 4 hours is an abnormal side effect.  He should seek medical attention for this or for dizziness, nausea, blurred vision, muscle spasms, explosive diarrhea, golf-ball-sized hemorrhoids, incontinence or ringworm.  I thought I was going to have to go to the emergency room once but my erection only lasted 3 hours and 58 minutes.  Maybe I should have gone though because my clock is fast, I dunno?