After a visit to the doctor, Andriy Voronin, dropped in to one of Liverpool's pub for a quick one. "What's up mate?" asked his teammate Jamie, "you look worried."
"Yes, I am," Voronin replied. "I've just been to the doctor's and he told me I can't play football."
"Oh, really?" said Jamie. "He's seen you play too then, has he?"
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