Has anyone seen a one legged haggis,and do they travel in pairs?

Question

Has anyone seen a one legged haggis,and do they travel in pairs?

Answer 1

Of course they travel in pairs, they tie their one leg together with the other haggis and hop along in a bizarre ritual that no one has yet worked out is a mistaken attempt to copy the three legged race or a mating ritual. I see them regularly, after consuming vast amounts of single malt whiskey.

Answer 2

I have not seen a one legged Haggis But I have heard that they do indeed walk in pairs, but only during mating season...

Answer 3

very funny Ha Ha Ha great since of humor. if you ever want a recipe i have a few. haggis in Scotland is like gumbo down south everyone has there own recipe.