Has this happened to anyone else?

Question

when you wake up and your p***s is like stuck on your balls! and when you start to Pee, you p**s in different directions.

has this happened to anyone else?

Answer 1

Yeah -- pretty normal.

The key is to blast it open! You have to start off strong. Personally I take a deep breath then clench my ab muscles as I exhale to get some good pressure for that initial burst. I find this helps avoid excessive overspray. You still might get a few drops, but nothing like if you start off with a weak stream.

Answer 2

goo glue

Answer 3

yes it has and allot it is annoying isn't it lmao!

Answer 4

lmao! i'm pretty happy i'm not a guy.

Answer 5

You had a wet dream earlier in the night and it dried sticking yur p***s to yur balls and some of the guy goo dried on the tip of yur d**k.

When U went to pee, that little dried up flap didn't just rip off easy and even, and I hate to say, but the p**s just swirled everywhere, and almost scared the c**p out of you.

Hope you didn't just leave things that way after? I mean the bathroom! Hahaha! That's what I hate about those fuzzy floor mats that older Ladys put around the toilet.....now how are U going to clean up that thing after such an event? And are U going to tell her that you pissed in it? Heehe!  Toilet fuzzys, with a silly peice just like it that decorates the toilet lid!  Most of the seats won't stay up with that silly rag top, so U end up pissing all over the seat too!  Too funny and too gross!

This happens to all Dudes! I usually check mine in the morning after this happened a couple of times, and if it's glued shut, and I fix it B4 I pee.

Me!  :- )

Answer 6

ya once, i think its from sleeping on ur stomack

Answer 7

Pull it off so it doesn't stick and go everywhere, or sit when using the toilet

Answer 8

hahah I hate that

Answer 9

hahah yeah it has!

Answer 10

yeah u always got to do the seperation haha

Answer 11

yeah , means you got a little night goo in there and when you p**s it goes haywire.  

Answer 12

Why is your p***s stuck to your balls? Is that from sweating at night? Or is that some sort of testicular pull? It has never happened to me, so I was just wondering, it seemed like an odd question I had never heard of before.

Answer 13

Not me. But its normal. If it was in that position all night it will stay that way for a little bit.

Answer 14

haha itnormal lol  

Answer 15

Well I have had the p***s sticking to the balls thing but rofl I have never pissed in different directions.

Answer 16

I have had this happen to me a few times...

not fun to have to clean up after that spray session

Answer 17

no i dont have a p***s but do you want to go out with me?

Answer 18

haha yes all the time!

Answer 19

Let us 'Spray!'

Answer 20

Yeah happens often and been honest the rest of the family hates when it happens, but it does!

LOL

Answer 21

no.....thank god!!! This happens to you guys?! hahaha.....